Pepe Deluxe - Captain Carter'S Fathomas

My name is Captain Carter
I'm thirty-two and I live on Mars
It's a bit sparse? For sure
But good old action packed
The little men ain't that little
It's ok, they got the colour right
And if you share a smile together
That'll say more than words might

Don't carry no six-shooter
I'm no neuter, married some princess
But green legs make a looter
My poor mind, lusting for excess
I want a love tutor; I'm a blues suitor
Heading for a mess